BLOCKCHAIN FOR BABIES 🍼

Even babies understand blockchain. What's your excuse?

If babies get it, you should too

First words: mama, dada, decentralization

Read this before you ape

APE NOW 🍼🚀

WHAT IS THIS? 👶

Blockchain is just blocks.

Blocks hold stuff.

Blocks are stacked.

Nobody can erase blocks.

That's it. You're now smarter than most CT.

WHY BABIES ARE BULLISH 📈

No fear

No FUD

No paper hands

Pure belief

Hold forever (literally cannot sell)

Babies are the ultimate diamond hands 👶💎

TOKEN LORE 🧱

Inspired by a real baby book.

This is not financial advice.

This is parenting advice.

Every generation deserves its own bags.

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INSIDE THE BOOK 📖

Click any page to see it bigger

HOW IT WORKS (BABY MODE) 🚀

You ape

You hold

You explain blockchain to your future kids

Cycle repeats

WHO IS THIS FOR? 💊

Degens

New parents

Washed traders

People who skipped reading

Anyone who bought the top

MEET THE TEAM 👶

The babies behind the bags

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Baby #1

Chief Crying Officer

Cries at dips. Never sells.

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Baby #2

VP of Diamond Hands

Holds harder than anyone.

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Baby #3

Head of Moon Missions

Only goes up. Literally.

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Baby #4

Chief Ape Officer

First words: "wen moon?"